{Project Mayhem}

A brand new 16 slot server thanks to Yelly whoring himself out for free stuff.


{Project Mayhem} | Chicago
75.102.38.26:27015

This past weekend marked 1 year since {Project Mayhem} officially started. Back then we were just a single 24 person server in Seattle. Now we’ve grown to… um- a 30 slot server in San Jose. (after a brief stop in Chicago in the middle) Crazy how much has happened in a year.


Although we do have a much bigger following than when we first started. Long gone are the days of Lester and I bribing anyone who stumbled across our server with crack to get them to stay. Holding sniper duels with each other on 2fort because what the fuck else were we going to do with no one playing on the server.


We’ve spammed a shit-ton of songs and banned a few douchebags. We survived an attempted coup and a near clan-war. We’ve scrambled to fix the server several times after Valve’s crappy updates.


There’s been quite a few great memories over the last year and some odd (if not somewhat slightly disturbing) friendships that have been made.


I’m going to stop this reminiscing shit before this place gets too sappy. Now get the fuck on the server and rip some shit up.


-Yelly

First off, I am sitting here with sore legs from an awesome trip to Kirkwood for some INSANE snowboarding and going back up in less than 12 hours. Back on topic, we are in the process of setting up a new application process that can be seen here. Some people thought the “homework” was like school homework and made people re-think joining. So Target thought of overhauling the application process to avoid people being turned off by “homework”. Also we, the admins, are trying to come up with some new ideas to get our server even more activity. As always, ideas are always welcomed in the Self Improvement/Destruction topic, so if you think you have the next greatest idea since sandvich parties, or just want us to look into something add a new topic and tells what your idea is from a new day theme to server mod. All ideas are welcomed.


I must get some rest for more snow tomorrow and by the time this is posted i should be hitting up the slopes in some awesome powder.

Did you see the handkerchief? lol Well anyways, where are you at 10pm on Wednesdays? Well, you should be watching brand new, shiny, episodes of South Park! They are hilarious, but seriously that bush looks just like it!

Some news relating to TF2:
According to PyshcoStats enzo is 3rd even though his kdr is one of the highest. Number 1 is ‘zek and 2nd is biznich. This makes me wonder how PyshcoStats ranks players. The 1st and 2nd must cap a lot of points to upset the balance of enzo being number one with his super high kdr and team stacking capability. Seriously any team he is on wins every time!

Also, I will not be in the server owning all you guys making you cry “why roor??? Why must you shoot us in the face all time with the huntsman AND sniper rifle?!” My laptop died or is pretty much dead and I will be replacing it with a new tower hopefully soon this week. This new tower will bring in a while new level of hurt for all you! MUAHAHAHA!!! More, faster, and smoother, and nicer looking head shots for all! YAY!

Also new content update for TF2; there is a new hat for every class except for the medic, the medic gets a misc item slot (like the camera beard), and a couple new items for a few classes. This has been posted in the forums so rather than tell you here, you go here and look at this link. Hopefully Vish (i assume) will be adding in those hats for all of us {PM} people to wear!

So, hopefully soon i can be back in the server with all of you soon. So dont get too used to the idea of your head not being shot off. And for those of you who answered “what handkerchief?” i advise you not to put belts across your necks and dress up as batman. This always ends up fatal…

Okay. Roor here again and this is an effort in order to get out forums active again. Yelly, Zero, Chozo and myself have taken it upon ourselves (oh great…) to get you space monkeys in here and making this a more lively place! I will try to give bi-weekly updates but at least have one update a week (if Yelly doesn’t cancel me) so show your support for me and the {PM} community!

Here is the circle of admins basically a neater version our our {PM} Faces Thread

Inner Circle
- Galaxy_Convoy (no picture)
- Lester Cockenstein
- Wonder Woman
- Yelly Von Hollerlots

Server Committee
- Raist
- vish
- welcome to target

Games Committee
- bloodcrow
- Crashnelms (no picture)
- Dont smash me bro!
- Dr.Wahwee
- ItsTexter (no picture)
- Nathan_Explosion

And theres lots of our other space monkeys including myself, roor is l0lw3t, in this thread. So if you not in here or just troll around there (Belle) why not add yourself so we make fun of you :P or just know who we are killing in our {PM} server, all in the name of good fun.

There are threads that will interest everyone, like if you wanna hear something nice go to the Something Nice v 1.0 thread! All you gotta do is say something nice about the above poster then someone will say something nice about you! Or if you don’t see something you like start your own thread and see who else likes what you have to say (or troll about it XD)

I will leave you with this. watch.enjoy.