{Project Mayhem}

It’s my first day of Spring Break, and I’m kicking it off by calling out the goddamn Pyros that keep lighting me on fire. Does everyone remember the Mario games where a jet of fire blocked off your path, and you had to wait for it to go away before you could pass? Well, playing Spy on pl_pipeline is kind of like that, except that the Pyros *never* stop holding M1. I’m of the opinion that vish infact teleports himself behind the enemy, cause I don’t see how to get through the proper way.


ANYWAYS, without further adieu


PYRO: Pyrotechnic Yoga-goer’s Rambunctious Offspring


SPY: Sabotage Personnel and Yiffylover


HEAVY: Heterosexually Enigmatic Asshole with a Vast Yield


SCOUT: Slap-Chop Offerer with Unbelievable Talent


SNIPER: Sharpshooting Narp In Profitable Evil Relations (with teh autoaim godz)


MEDIC: Medically Energetic Drug-Injecting Class


SOLDIER: Super Overpowered Lady Dealing with Intoxication and Ecstacy Relapse


DEMOMAN: Demoralizing, Evil Man Of Monstrous Artillery and ‘Nades


ENGINEER: Easygoing Nature-lover with Gears in his Nuts and Excessively Excessive Reparations (for manufacturing, of course)