Hello monkeys and wanders onto our web page! Coming up this May, all you space monkeys have homework to do!!! unless you want to miss out on shiny new prizes for completing the most homework first! This is how it goes… (best interpretation from many lines of text):
First off, these homework assignments are COMPLETELY voluntary so if you do not want to do them you don’t have to. If you remember the application process, we used to require little “homework” assignments to be done in order to join, but Target thought of something better although IT REQUIRES FEED BACK FROM ALL OF YOU MONKEYS (info can be found here.) So Wahwee took it upon himself to think a fun new way to bring back assignments. In the forums Wahwee and many other members and admins gave feedback to get around 20 assignments to complete. Now these are not going to be easy like the applicant homework and will require more work; you will more than likely need demos and to convert demos into video. It doesn’t have to be fancy with effects just enough to meet the requirements of the assignment. Some of you might be saying, but these assignments seem hard to just be declared a winner… well your WRONG!!!
Your not JUST a winner, you get a prize[s] that benefit you in the server! The prize[s] aren’t fully figured out but can include: bonus round immunity, a special hat only for the winner, and/or maybe some other mysterious prize[s]!!!
Assignments will be posted tomorrow so be ready to get frustrated and spend many more hours on the server! And most importantly, GOOD LUCK to everyone participating!
First off, I am sitting here with sore legs from an awesome trip to Kirkwood for some INSANE snowboarding and going back up in less than 12 hours. Back on topic, we are in the process of setting up a new application process that can be seen here. Some people thought the “homework” was like school homework and made people re-think joining. So Target thought of overhauling the application process to avoid people being turned off by “homework”. Also we, the admins, are trying to come up with some new ideas to get our server even more activity. As always, ideas are always welcomed in the Self Improvement/Destruction topic, so if you think you have the next greatest idea since sandvich parties, or just want us to look into something add a new topic and tells what your idea is from a new day theme to server mod. All ideas are welcomed.
I must get some rest for more snow tomorrow and by the time this is posted i should be hitting up the slopes in some awesome powder.
Anyways, I’m back from a Muse concert my girlfriend took me to, and I’m finally home after a 6-hour wait due to 60 mph ocean winds delaying my ferry (concert was in Vancouver, I live on Vancouver Island). Muse had 11 cargo trucks and 6 busses, 12 foot rotating risers, 2 meter wide balloons, and a light/laser show that I paid more attention to than the band itself. While they definitely have the highest budget concerts in the world right now, I thought Green Day sounded a lot better and had more energy in the concert of theirs I went to.
So yeah, that’s why I haven’t posted anything in a while. Here, watch this:
Did you see the handkerchief? lol Well anyways, where are you at 10pm on Wednesdays? Well, you should be watching brand new, shiny, episodes of South Park! They are hilarious, but seriously that bush looks just like it!
Some news relating to TF2:
According to PyshcoStats enzo is 3rd even though his kdr is one of the highest. Number 1 is ‘zek and 2nd is biznich. This makes me wonder how PyshcoStats ranks players. The 1st and 2nd must cap a lot of points to upset the balance of enzo being number one with his super high kdr and team stacking capability. Seriously any team he is on wins every time!
Also, I will not be in the server owning all you guys making you cry “why roor??? Why must you shoot us in the face all time with the huntsman AND sniper rifle?!” My laptop died or is pretty much dead and I will be replacing it with a new tower hopefully soon this week. This new tower will bring in a while new level of hurt for all you! MUAHAHAHA!!! More, faster, and smoother, and nicer looking head shots for all! YAY!
Also new content update for TF2; there is a new hat for every class except for the medic, the medic gets a misc item slot (like the camera beard), and a couple new items for a few classes. This has been posted in the forums so rather than tell you here, you go here and look at this link. Hopefully Vish (i assume) will be adding in those hats for all of us {PM} people to wear!
So, hopefully soon i can be back in the server with all of you soon. So dont get too used to the idea of your head not being shot off. And for those of you who answered “what handkerchief?” i advise you not to put belts across your necks and dress up as batman. This always ends up fatal…
{PM} has many things that other servers do not: girls, for example (at least we think they’re girls). There’s also my totally sweet The Fury (I’m sorry, “space helmet”) hat that you cannot have, because I am awesome and you are not. Alas, we sometimes have in abundance what other servers have, such as whiny bitches crying about the thing that just killed them.
