{Project Mayhem}

Hello monkeys and wanders onto our web page! Coming up this May, all you space monkeys have homework to do!!! unless you want to miss out on shiny new prizes for completing the most homework first! This is how it goes… (best interpretation from many lines of text):


First off, these homework assignments are COMPLETELY voluntary so if you do not want to do them you don’t have to. If you remember the application process, we used to require little “homework” assignments to be done in order to join, but Target thought of something better although IT REQUIRES FEED BACK FROM ALL OF YOU MONKEYS (info can be found here.) So Wahwee took it upon himself to think a fun new way to bring back assignments. In the forums Wahwee and many other members and admins gave feedback to get around 20 assignments to complete. Now these are not going to be easy like the applicant homework and will require more work; you will more than likely need demos and to convert demos into video. It doesn’t have to be fancy with effects just enough to meet the requirements of the assignment. Some of you might be saying, but these assignments seem hard to just be declared a winner… well your WRONG!!!


Your not JUST a winner, you get a prize[s] that benefit you in the server! The prize[s] aren’t fully figured out but can include: bonus round immunity, a special hat only for the winner, and/or maybe some other mysterious prize[s]!!!


Assignments will be posted tomorrow so be ready to get frustrated and spend many more hours on the server! And most importantly, GOOD LUCK to everyone participating!

First off, I am sitting here with sore legs from an awesome trip to Kirkwood for some INSANE snowboarding and going back up in less than 12 hours. Back on topic, we are in the process of setting up a new application process that can be seen here. Some people thought the “homework” was like school homework and made people re-think joining. So Target thought of overhauling the application process to avoid people being turned off by “homework”. Also we, the admins, are trying to come up with some new ideas to get our server even more activity. As always, ideas are always welcomed in the Self Improvement/Destruction topic, so if you think you have the next greatest idea since sandvich parties, or just want us to look into something add a new topic and tells what your idea is from a new day theme to server mod. All ideas are welcomed.


I must get some rest for more snow tomorrow and by the time this is posted i should be hitting up the slopes in some awesome powder.

Did you see the handkerchief? lol Well anyways, where are you at 10pm on Wednesdays? Well, you should be watching brand new, shiny, episodes of South Park! They are hilarious, but seriously that bush looks just like it!

Some news relating to TF2:
According to PyshcoStats enzo is 3rd even though his kdr is one of the highest. Number 1 is ‘zek and 2nd is biznich. This makes me wonder how PyshcoStats ranks players. The 1st and 2nd must cap a lot of points to upset the balance of enzo being number one with his super high kdr and team stacking capability. Seriously any team he is on wins every time!

Also, I will not be in the server owning all you guys making you cry “why roor??? Why must you shoot us in the face all time with the huntsman AND sniper rifle?!” My laptop died or is pretty much dead and I will be replacing it with a new tower hopefully soon this week. This new tower will bring in a while new level of hurt for all you! MUAHAHAHA!!! More, faster, and smoother, and nicer looking head shots for all! YAY!

Also new content update for TF2; there is a new hat for every class except for the medic, the medic gets a misc item slot (like the camera beard), and a couple new items for a few classes. This has been posted in the forums so rather than tell you here, you go here and look at this link. Hopefully Vish (i assume) will be adding in those hats for all of us {PM} people to wear!

So, hopefully soon i can be back in the server with all of you soon. So dont get too used to the idea of your head not being shot off. And for those of you who answered “what handkerchief?” i advise you not to put belts across your necks and dress up as batman. This always ends up fatal…

Greeting to all fellow space monkeys and drifters coming along to our site, somehow, however you got here. Roorl0lw3t here, the newest (and first) Propaganda Committee member bringing you some (semi-new) news!


First off not so much ground shaking news in the TF2 world. TF2 now runs on the Mac, so Mac owners no longer cry in the corner wishing they could play unless they partition Windows on their computer. Now mac owners can cry in the corner from getting owned by all the PC players and the PC vs Mac feud can continue in the TF2 universe. A couple of Q&A on the blog can be found here but that is mostly for Mac owner inquires.


Next is the Portal news! PREPARE THE TINFOIL HATS!!! I wont put too much spoiler info. In case you some how dont play HL2 or more specifically HL2: Episode 2, there was information connecting Portal and the Half Life 2 universe in Episode 2. Much of the steam community already has their tinfoil hats on while they analyze every inch of the game and connect the [imaginary?] dots. Anyway, there is a video showing the new alternate ending. you can youtube it but I will leave the researching to you for spoiler reasons. Anyway, is this pointing at Portal 2 and/or HL2: Episode 3??? All we know is valve knows how to troll the community like a pro. Portal 2 will be in stores sometime near the end of October this year.
While on the subject of portal for those of you who are saying to yourself “portal, that game was EASY!” check out portal prelude, Be prepared to think with portals

Not to out due Yelly or feel like im copying him, here is the first ever, exclusive, tf2projectmayhem.com Belle interview. Without more waiting, here is the “girl/she thing” we all love to make fun of and make rage, Belle!

{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: How did you hear about PM? well this might take awhile so i dunno :/
{PM} Belle: >:( I just randomly got on PM.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: There is a homework/application process so some thought must have gone into how and why you wanted to join {PM}?
{PM} Belle: Er wait. Well considering I was a girl, I was told immediately that homework was not required. But being the ball-filled lady I am, I did it.
{PM} Belle: The PM server had, in my opinion, traits of what I wanted in a clan. Such as knowledge of 4chan, silly jokes I dearly love, and how women belong in the kitchen.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: So can you make me a sandwich or something?
{PM} Belle: I ran out of bread.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Awwww… Anyway what’s your favorite/least favorite class?
{PM} Belle: My favorite is the medic…but I’m starting to love the Heavy as well. My least favorite…I guess you could say none? I love every class equally. Contradictory but like I carrrr.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Being a heavy must mean you are large target for spies and arrows to the face, such as from me, so how do avoid all the rage that builds up? :)
{PM} Belle: I don’t avoid it. I just let it out like a real woman does. You probably only hear half of my rages, anyway. >_>
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Another typical tf2 interview question whats your favorite map/map type?
{PM} Belle: My favorite map type is…payload. Favorite map, pipeline. :]
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Yea payloads pretty much rule in tf2. So how long have you been playing tf2?
{PM} Belle: Let’s skip that question.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Can’t remember? Any other games you play?
{PM} Belle: I’ve played a lot of games…some for even 5 minutes. But I guess the main ones are Warcraft III, (truth be told) Maplestory, and Gunbound.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Have you found the sword of 1,000 truths yet or any mohawk grenades?
{PM} Belle: No…………..
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Well they cant trust the sword of 1000 truths to a noob… xD Anyway what makes our awesome server stand out from all other servers?
{PM} Belle: Pfft. I’m not noob. Me of course! Just kidding, it’s probably the kind community (sometimes) and the way our different personalities just balance so perfectly.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Hahah i guess that is true tho. who makes you rage the most?
{PM} Belle: Pffft.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Yes… Still waiting on your answer…
{PM} Belle: I didn’t hear it.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Well next question i guess… What is the average tf2 life of Belle?
{PM} Belle: What do you mean? O_o
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Like you respawn… Walk out the spawn door then… What happens in the short life before you respawn again
{PM} Belle: I walk out…I look left and right for a spy (most likely Iron or you who stalk me) then I move on and I aim for the goal and die getting there. :] Oh and then I get made fun of for failing.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: haha can’t forget that part now Belle xD Anyway before this interview goes too far downhill last question. What is your favorite/funniest way to die?
{PM} Belle: In general?
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Sure why not?
{PM} Belle: Killing more than 5 people a certain way and then getting killed by the same tactic less than 10 seconds later. :P Makes me rage.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: What would be the same tactic? or the most common tactic to make you rage?
{PM} Belle: Backstabbing someone or sniping someone.
{PM} λ R∞Я γ is l0lw3t: Seems like some of the most common ways i kill you. Anyway and final thoughts/shout outs?
{PM} Belle: If I kill you, take it like a man. :]

Well there my interview with Belle. R∞Я saying good bye for now and stop crying about me killing you :P