{Project Mayhem}

As everybody knows, Project Mayhem got itself a shiny new 16-slot server; just in time for this!

A couple days ago I approached Yelly with the proposition that we add some new, fun content to the server. To my delight, he was enthusiastic about the idea, and I set off on a trek through the internet jungle to find some neat things.

I found a lot, and they all looked fun, but some of them weren’t suitable for a server dedicated to fairly normal play amongst the clan and others. . .then Yelly won us a fancy new server. Awesome! Now all of these fun ideas can be put on the new server- the “wacky” server if you will. Without further adieu, a whole bunch of awesome things I found that I need YOU guys to vote for :D
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I just got out of a car I’d been in for 11 hours.

I’m tired.

Anyways, I’m back from a Muse concert my girlfriend took me to, and I’m finally home after a 6-hour wait due to 60 mph ocean winds delaying my ferry (concert was in Vancouver, I live on Vancouver Island). Muse had 11 cargo trucks and 6 busses, 12 foot rotating risers, 2 meter wide balloons, and a light/laser show that I paid more attention to than the band itself. While they definitely have the highest budget concerts in the world right now, I thought Green Day sounded a lot better and had more energy in the concert of theirs I went to.

So yeah, that’s why I haven’t posted anything in a while. Here, watch this:

By request, I bring you B.E.L.L.E

BELLE: Bosomed Evangelic with Large boobs, Losta brains and Eerie fetishes

I kid of course, Belle has tiny boobs.

Every damn time.
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It’s my first day of Spring Break, and I’m kicking it off by calling out the goddamn Pyros that keep lighting me on fire. Does everyone remember the Mario games where a jet of fire blocked off your path, and you had to wait for it to go away before you could pass? Well, playing Spy on pl_pipeline is kind of like that, except that the Pyros *never* stop holding M1. I’m of the opinion that vish infact teleports himself behind the enemy, cause I don’t see how to get through the proper way.


ANYWAYS, without further adieu


PYRO: Pyrotechnic Yoga-goer’s Rambunctious Offspring


SPY: Sabotage Personnel and Yiffylover


HEAVY: Heterosexually Enigmatic Asshole with a Vast Yield


SCOUT: Slap-Chop Offerer with Unbelievable Talent


SNIPER: Sharpshooting Narp In Profitable Evil Relations (with teh autoaim godz)


MEDIC: Medically Energetic Drug-Injecting Class


SOLDIER: Super Overpowered Lady Dealing with Intoxication and Ecstacy Relapse


DEMOMAN: Demoralizing, Evil Man Of Monstrous Artillery and ‘Nades


ENGINEER: Easygoing Nature-lover with Gears in his Nuts and Excessively Excessive Reparations (for manufacturing, of course)

With Vish on hiatus recently we’ve all been a little bit more comfortable with picking sniper and befriending scouts; unfortunately Corporal_Punishment has taken it upon himself to play Spy. I’d congratulate him if he could hear me.

If you’re reading this it means Yelly has decided I’m not retarded, so thanks to him. Kudos for getting this put together while job-hunting, good luck on landing something. I’ll focus on putting up some decent content to amuse all of you space monkeys on your journey into space. While you’re up there, feel free to give me some feedback or suggestions on what you want to see or what you really wish you hadn’t seen.

Before you all dillydally off to the forums I want to remind everybody that even if the server is empty, feel free to join up anyways and just hang around for a few minutes, things will start to fill up. We’re all staring at the empty server thinking “well I don’t want to join”.

Today’s Literature:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ll fuck you with a rake.

-Bye everyone