God hates Pyros…and so do I
by A6M_Zero on Mar.11, 2010, under Fun
It’s my first day of Spring Break, and I’m kicking it off by calling out the goddamn Pyros that keep lighting me on fire. Does everyone remember the Mario games where a jet of fire blocked off your path, and you had to wait for it to go away before you could pass? Well, playing Spy on pl_pipeline is kind of like that, except that the Pyros *never* stop holding M1. I’m of the opinion that vish infact teleports himself behind the enemy, cause I don’t see how to get through the proper way.
ANYWAYS, without further adieu
PYRO: Pyrotechnic Yoga-goer’s Rambunctious Offspring
SPY: Sabotage Personnel and Yiffylover
HEAVY: Heterosexually Enigmatic Asshole with a Vast Yield
SCOUT: Slap-Chop Offerer with Unbelievable Talent
SNIPER: Sharpshooting Narp In Profitable Evil Relations (with teh autoaim godz)
MEDIC: Medically Energetic Drug-Injecting Class
SOLDIER: Super Overpowered Lady Dealing with Intoxication and Ecstacy Relapse
DEMOMAN: Demoralizing, Evil Man Of Monstrous Artillery and ‘Nades
ENGINEER: Easygoing Nature-lover with Gears in his Nuts and Excessively Excessive Reparations (for manufacturing, of course)
March 11th, 2010 on 1:06 pm
HA! I love the Yiffy reference. No doubt that you’re going to be responsible for scarring the impressionable young souls that google “yiffy” and become exposed to the whole plushie fucker sub culture.
And just because, i think you need to come up with an abbreviation for Belle. No matter how much she might say she doesn’t like us to single her out, i know deep down she loves it.
As for Pyro’s- Pretentious Yiffer Raping Orifice? Anyway, i know Pyro’s by another name: The Only Fucking Thing That Holds Spy’s In Check. So there.
March 11th, 2010 on 1:24 pm
I like Bloodcrow’s acronym for Pyro. And also, not every pyro user subjugates themselves to the m1+w.
March 11th, 2010 on 1:52 pm
Egregious spelling error correction.
It’s “spies”, not “spy’s”. Can’t believe i fucked that up.