{Project Mayhem}

Did you see the handkerchief? lol Well anyways, where are you at 10pm on Wednesdays? Well, you should be watching brand new, shiny, episodes of South Park! They are hilarious, but seriously that bush looks just like it!

Some news relating to TF2:
According to PyshcoStats enzo is 3rd even though his kdr is one of the highest. Number 1 is ‘zek and 2nd is biznich. This makes me wonder how PyshcoStats ranks players. The 1st and 2nd must cap a lot of points to upset the balance of enzo being number one with his super high kdr and team stacking capability. Seriously any team he is on wins every time!

Also, I will not be in the server owning all you guys making you cry “why roor??? Why must you shoot us in the face all time with the huntsman AND sniper rifle?!” My laptop died or is pretty much dead and I will be replacing it with a new tower hopefully soon this week. This new tower will bring in a while new level of hurt for all you! MUAHAHAHA!!! More, faster, and smoother, and nicer looking head shots for all! YAY!

Also new content update for TF2; there is a new hat for every class except for the medic, the medic gets a misc item slot (like the camera beard), and a couple new items for a few classes. This has been posted in the forums so rather than tell you here, you go here and look at this link. Hopefully Vish (i assume) will be adding in those hats for all of us {PM} people to wear!

So, hopefully soon i can be back in the server with all of you soon. So dont get too used to the idea of your head not being shot off. And for those of you who answered “what handkerchief?” i advise you not to put belts across your necks and dress up as batman. This always ends up fatal…

{PM} has many things that other servers do not: girls, for example (at least we think they’re girls). There’s also my totally sweet The Fury (I’m sorry, “space helmet”) hat that you cannot have, because I am awesome and you are not. Alas, we sometimes have in abundance what other servers have, such as whiny bitches crying about the thing that just killed them.

Some background is probably needed…
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By request, I bring you B.E.L.L.E

BELLE: Bosomed Evangelic with Large boobs, Losta brains and Eerie fetishes

I kid of course, Belle has tiny boobs.

Every damn time.
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The newest Pokemon games came out.



If any of you need me, I’ll be busy feeding Whitney her own Miltank.

It’s my first day of Spring Break, and I’m kicking it off by calling out the goddamn Pyros that keep lighting me on fire. Does everyone remember the Mario games where a jet of fire blocked off your path, and you had to wait for it to go away before you could pass? Well, playing Spy on pl_pipeline is kind of like that, except that the Pyros *never* stop holding M1. I’m of the opinion that vish infact teleports himself behind the enemy, cause I don’t see how to get through the proper way.


ANYWAYS, without further adieu


PYRO: Pyrotechnic Yoga-goer’s Rambunctious Offspring


SPY: Sabotage Personnel and Yiffylover


HEAVY: Heterosexually Enigmatic Asshole with a Vast Yield


SCOUT: Slap-Chop Offerer with Unbelievable Talent


SNIPER: Sharpshooting Narp In Profitable Evil Relations (with teh autoaim godz)


MEDIC: Medically Energetic Drug-Injecting Class


SOLDIER: Super Overpowered Lady Dealing with Intoxication and Ecstacy Relapse


DEMOMAN: Demoralizing, Evil Man Of Monstrous Artillery and ‘Nades


ENGINEER: Easygoing Nature-lover with Gears in his Nuts and Excessively Excessive Reparations (for manufacturing, of course)