{Project Mayhem}

I still live, despite Target’s best efforts to draw my attention away from {PM} with something new and shiny and hence free up my server slot for someone who isn’t an insufferable douchebag.

With E3 upon us, I decided to take a break from sinking time (and money) into a goddamn DotA clone to watch E3 press events, because I’m job hunting and sitting around in my underwear watching grown men and women gyrate wildly for cold, unfeeling technology is a privilege I intend to savor until I ostensibly become a productive member of society. And hey, what’s the point of sitting down and wasting two hours of my life watching a press event if I don’t get to turn around and bitch about it? So let’s get down to business.

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Yes. We do in fact have a scrim team. It’s around here somewhere. In fact, Raist is looking for a good Demoman. If you’re interested, track him down and sticky bomb him or chop off his head with your Eyelander. (Or something equally hilarious I’m sure)


In fact, this is his Steam profile.

As everybody knows, Project Mayhem got itself a shiny new 16-slot server; just in time for this!

A couple days ago I approached Yelly with the proposition that we add some new, fun content to the server. To my delight, he was enthusiastic about the idea, and I set off on a trek through the internet jungle to find some neat things.

I found a lot, and they all looked fun, but some of them weren’t suitable for a server dedicated to fairly normal play amongst the clan and others. . .then Yelly won us a fancy new server. Awesome! Now all of these fun ideas can be put on the new server- the “wacky” server if you will. Without further adieu, a whole bunch of awesome things I found that I need YOU guys to vote for :D
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A brand new 16 slot server thanks to Yelly whoring himself out for free stuff.


{Project Mayhem} | Chicago
75.102.38.26:27015

This past weekend marked 1 year since {Project Mayhem} officially started. Back then we were just a single 24 person server in Seattle. Now we’ve grown to… um- a 30 slot server in San Jose. (after a brief stop in Chicago in the middle) Crazy how much has happened in a year.


Although we do have a much bigger following than when we first started. Long gone are the days of Lester and I bribing anyone who stumbled across our server with crack to get them to stay. Holding sniper duels with each other on 2fort because what the fuck else were we going to do with no one playing on the server.


We’ve spammed a shit-ton of songs and banned a few douchebags. We survived an attempted coup and a near clan-war. We’ve scrambled to fix the server several times after Valve’s crappy updates.


There’s been quite a few great memories over the last year and some odd (if not somewhat slightly disturbing) friendships that have been made.


I’m going to stop this reminiscing shit before this place gets too sappy. Now get the fuck on the server and rip some shit up.


-Yelly